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Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 12:17 am
by Electrix
Because chickens eat cows, so they taste like leather
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Why is Moppy so sexy?
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Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 12:21 am
by Vercz
[color=\"green\"]because ada loves pink
are children that act in R-18+ movies, allowed to see the movie o.0 [/color]
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Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 12:22 am
by Electrix
no because visions of themselves and their bad acting scare them to death.
What do you get when you cross a smile with a death stare?
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Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 12:35 am
by Tami
you get shane watching his downloads start morphing into shane waiting for his downloads to finish.
how many staff members are going to get
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Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 1:58 am
by Vercz
[color=\"green\"]one, exile
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if balloons are round, what shape are circles
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:55 pm
by Tibs
the shape you get when you take the corners outoff a square
Why is wind that doesn\'t blow called wind? <_<
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:07 pm
by mobil1_oils
[b][i][color=\"gray\"][font=\"tahoma\"]Because of the Extra Hot Burritos you had the other night.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who was the idiot who said "Quit while you're ahead"? [/b][/i][/color][/font]
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:43 pm
by Tami
that would be the tortoise.
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:46 pm
by mobil1_oils
[b][i][color=\"gray\"][font=\"tahoma\"]No he becomes cross-eyed
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Why is black animal hair attracted only to white garments, and white hair attracted to black? [/b][/i][/color][/font]
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:53 pm
by Tami
because opposites attract.
Why is an investment banker called a broker?
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:06 pm
by Electrix
Because he snaps your investments in half.
[09:42am] <+Alex> if Mr. Bean was king would that make his teddy bear prime minister?
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:50 pm
by Tami
well at least he\'d be known for being a puppet and not trying to act like he isn\'t
*hides from the Brits*
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:40 am
by Electrix
Hairy bananas!
If she sells seashells by the seashore; where does he sell hermit crabs?
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:12 am
by Rift
the same place he buys the shampoo to get rid of the rest of em.
what's green and red bumpy and gooey all over?
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 4:09 am
by Vercz
[color=\"green\"]ada after a rave party *runs*
how DID Bill Gates come up with the name \"Microsoft\"?? ..(keep it clean) [/color]