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Ok I want to try something crazy. Umm we are going to make a story. Everyone who wants to participate, can insert one word to see how crazy the story will be. One word per post and you can not post twice. Then i will update the story after every other sentence. Feel free to end the sentence with punctuation so another sentence can be started.

My Word: Once

The Story [So Far]:

Once a frog died when the truck honked loudly. Someone screamed loudly
with terror. Why would the truck driver honk at the crazy computer
that was blinking? I kicked the poopie retard crud out darned bannana.
The toga alien washed my spaceship pajamas in Wayne's sink, which was
pink from Scott's hair color. I need batteries for remote assistance
with Vista so that I could bake cookies even on his back. While
walking across the bridge, my bananna tree looked like at a distance
my cigarette exploded off of the cliff. I despise how penguins always
crap after they fornicate on the table but when my teacher danced on the
stairs she squished the penguin family. Now they dance funny circles
around pickles in wine glasses half-filled with koolaid ice. Then came snakes
dancing around happily turning over the rocks finding lots of greasys cheese. Then...

a

frog

died /blum.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />

when

the

truck

honked

loudly

someone

screamed

loudly

with

Terror

Why