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Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi, an Aussie (both blokes), a young blonde lady, and a little old lady.

The train goes into a tunnel & a few seconds later there's the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: That Kiwi must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde thinks: That Kiwi must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady. She slapped his cheek.

The Kiwi thinks: That Aussie must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Aussie thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap that f%$#!ing Kiwi again.

LOL we have that joke over here but with a Canadian and an American, with the American getting slapped /blum.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />

[b][i][color=\"gray\"][font=\"tahoma\"]Yes but we all know that joke originated from australia. We are the best at coming up with jokes /blum.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />.[/b][/i][/color][/font]

^^ w0rd to that

[color=\"green\"]yeah, we own at jokes...especially ones about New Zealanders =D [/color]

Lol, that is a good one - *prints but changes it to a canadian who gets slapped, i mean australian..*