My Board

[b][i][color=\"gray\"][font=\"tahoma\"]Memo to all employees:

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING. (S.H.I.T.)

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.).

Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to take S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).

For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T.).

This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING(H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)[/b][/i][/color][/font]

/blink.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':blink:\' /> lol.. That\'s great /biggrin.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':D\' />

ohhh intressting <font face="verdana" color="#603621"><b>interesting*</b></font>




i'll blow up any one who corekes my error /Debate.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'(debate)\' /> <font face="verdana" color="#603621"><b>corrects*

im ready to be blown up now /smile.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':)\' /></b></font>

Good one there mobes. /good.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'(Y)\' />.

ROFL

[quote name=\'Tom\' date=\'Oct 23 2004, 04:51 PM\']ohhh intressting
i\'ll blow up any one who corekes my error /Debate.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'(debate)\' />
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Don\'t steal my ideas /cry.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':(\' />

For that I\'ll blow you up /blum.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' /> [img]http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/edoom/blowingup.gif[/img]



[b]* Places some C4 under toms desk [/b]

Microsoft

Yessum so very true.

[b][i][color=\"gray\"][font=\"tahoma\"]ner0, im adding you to the [u]B[/u]asic [u]U[/u]nderstanding [u]L[/u]ist of [u]L[/u]eaders [u]S[/u]pecial [u]H[/u]igh [u]I[/u]ntensity [u]T[/u]raining. /blum.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />. You can now give S.H.I.T. to others /blum.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />. [/b][/i][/color][/font]

heh, hides from mr. b.u.l.l.s.h.i.t

Hands out some shovels...wait....backhoes might be better for you lot. /blum.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />

[b][i][color=\"gray\"][font=\"tahoma\"]*Adds ada to the list for [u]M[/u]anagerial [u]O[/u]perational [u]R[/u]esearch [u]E[/u]ducation [u]S[/u]pecial [u]H[/u]igh [u]I[/u]ntensity [u]T[/u]raining. [/b][/i][/color][/font]