A Mother's Advice
Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2004 12:15 am
[color=\"#41121C\"][b]Originally Posted by Mobil1_oils on Graphix Ground March 14 2004[/b]
> MOTHERS ADVICE TO HER DAUGHTER
>
> 15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS
>
> 1. Don't imagine you can change a man -- unless he's in
> diapers.
>
> 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the
> door.
>
> 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to
> put them all up
> there
>
> 4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be
> out
> alone.
>
> 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never
> mature anyway.
>
> 6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces,
> so that
> you can
> tell them apart.
>
> 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the
> opportunity to make
> some woman miserable.
>
> 8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the
> do-it-yourself types.
>
> 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is
> too old for it.
>
> 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
>
> 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
>
> 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40
> years. Even in
> Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
>
> 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell
> him checkbooks.
>
> 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell
> him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
>
> 15. Sadly, all men are created equal. [/color]
> MOTHERS ADVICE TO HER DAUGHTER
>
> 15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS
>
> 1. Don't imagine you can change a man -- unless he's in
> diapers.
>
> 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the
> door.
>
> 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to
> put them all up
> there
>
> 4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be
> out
> alone.
>
> 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never
> mature anyway.
>
> 6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces,
> so that
> you can
> tell them apart.
>
> 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the
> opportunity to make
> some woman miserable.
>
> 8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the
> do-it-yourself types.
>
> 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is
> too old for it.
>
> 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
>
> 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
>
> 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40
> years. Even in
> Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
>
> 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell
> him checkbooks.
>
> 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell
> him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
>
> 15. Sadly, all men are created equal. [/color]