SQ & SA

Electrix · Post by **Electrix** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 12:17 am

Because chickens eat cows, so they taste like leather

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Why is Moppy so sexy?

Vercz · Post by **Vercz** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 12:21 am

[color=\"green\"]because ada loves pink

are children that act in R-18+ movies, allowed to see the movie o.0 [/color]

Electrix · Post by **Electrix** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 12:22 am

no because visions of themselves and their bad acting scare them to death.

What do you get when you cross a smile with a death stare?

Post by **Tami** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 12:35 am

you get shane watching his downloads start morphing into shane waiting for his downloads to finish.

how many staff members are going to get

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Vercz · Post by **Vercz** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 1:58 am

[color=\"green\"]one, exile

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if balloons are round, what shape are circles

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Post by **Tibs** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:55 pm

the shape you get when you take the corners outoff a square

Why is wind that doesn\'t blow called wind? <_<

mobil1_oils · Post by **mobil1_oils** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:07 pm

[b][i][color=\"gray\"][font=\"tahoma\"]Because of the Extra Hot Burritos you had the other night.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who was the idiot who said "Quit while you're ahead"? [/b][/i][/color][/font]

Post by **Tami** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:43 pm

that would be the tortoise.

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

mobil1_oils · Post by **mobil1_oils** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:46 pm

[b][i][color=\"gray\"][font=\"tahoma\"]No he becomes cross-eyed

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Why is black animal hair attracted only to white garments, and white hair attracted to black? [/b][/i][/color][/font]

Post by **Tami** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:53 pm

because opposites attract.

Why is an investment banker called a broker?

Electrix · Post by **Electrix** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:06 pm

Because he snaps your investments in half.

[09:42am] <+Alex> if Mr. Bean was king would that make his teddy bear prime minister?

Post by **Tami** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:50 pm

well at least he\'d be known for being a puppet and not trying to act like he isn\'t

*hides from the Brits*

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Electrix · Post by **Electrix** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:40 am

Hairy bananas!

If she sells seashells by the seashore; where does he sell hermit crabs?

Rift · Post by **Rift** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:12 am

the same place he buys the shampoo to get rid of the rest of em.

what's green and red bumpy and gooey all over?

Vercz · Post by **Vercz** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 4:09 am

[color=\"green\"]ada after a rave party *runs*

how DID Bill Gates come up with the name \"Microsoft\"?? ..(keep it clean) [/color]