One for shane :P

Trinity · Post by **Trinity** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:43 am

Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi, an Aussie (both blokes), a young blonde lady, and a little old lady.

The train goes into a tunnel & a few seconds later there's the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: That Kiwi must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde thinks: That Kiwi must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady. She slapped his cheek.

The Kiwi thinks: That Aussie must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Aussie thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap that f%$#!ing Kiwi again.

Post by **Tami** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:47 am

LOL we have that joke over here but with a Canadian and an American, with the American getting slapped <img src=\'http://www.killanet.net/forum3/public/s ... >/blum.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />

mobil1_oils · Post by **mobil1_oils** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:55 am

[b][i][color=\"gray\"][font=\"tahoma\"]Yes but we all know that joke originated from australia. We are the best at coming up with jokes <img src=\'http://www.killanet.net/forum3/public/s ... >/blum.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />.[/b][/i][/color][/font]

Electrix · Post by **Electrix** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 5:36 am

^^ w0rd to that

Vercz · Post by **Vercz** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 5:42 am

[color=\"green\"]yeah, we own at jokes...especially ones about New Zealanders =D [/color]

Endo · Post by **Endo** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 3:04 am

Lol, that is a good one - *prints but changes it to a canadian who gets slapped, i mean australian..*