Fortune Cookie Script

Post by **Tami** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:46 am

I'm adding to the stock list which came with this script, as it only had 20 fortunes in it; I've add a bunch more, but if anyone has any ideas for one-line fortunes that could be added, please add them here. Don't make them too mean either LOL <img src=\'http://www.killanet.net/forum3/public/s ... >/blum.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />

Vercz · Post by **Vercz** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:13 am

[color=\"green\"]your pet will find a new lover
a distant relative will do something important
you will eat something in the next week
your windows based computer will give you an error today
your technician wont know how to fix the error given by your computer
your shoes will smell funny

ill add more later <img src=\'http://www.killanet.net/forum3/public/s ... /smile.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':)\' /> [/color]

Post by **Tami** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:19 am

LOL ty verczeh

*copies into script*

Vercz · Post by **Vercz** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 3:21 am

[color=\"green\"]aliens will invade earth, abduct you..do weird tests with you, but you wont remember a thing
a ball will fly through the window and hit you on the head knocking you out, and leaving no recollection what-so-ever
your phone will ring but you wont hear it
a child (yours or someone elses) will enter your house...appear lost, then leave
you will be offended today
you will meet someone you find amusing
you will meet someone you find scary
you will meet someone you find weird
you will wonder about the sanity of the world
there will be violence on the news
someone you talk to will complain about something
technology will amaze you

..*goes back to photoshop* [/color]

Sp3culuM · Post by **Sp3culuM** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:32 am

You will spontaneously buy a toga this week <img src=\'http://www.killanet.net/forum3/public/s ... iggrin.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':D\' />

Post by **Tami** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 5:07 am

ROFL

*adds to the list, currently at 67 fortunes*

Post by **Shydragonchic** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 5:30 am

You will learn to appreciate the grey hair you are about to discover
soon you will look down and discover pink wiggly things....those are your toes, say hi, your toes are happy to see you again, too.
Beware of shopping carts pushed by elderly ladies

Trinity · Post by **Trinity** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 5:55 am

[quote name=\'Shydragonchic\' date=\'Dec 23 2004, 03:30 PM\']Beware of shopping carts pushed by elderly ladies
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Shy where were you this morning? *rubs bruised toes*

Post by **Tami** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:21 am

hmmmm....someone didn't like your shopping style, shy?

*hides*

<img src=\'http://www.killanet.net/forum3/public/s ... >/blum.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />

Post by **Marko** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 10:45 am

today you will breath in oxygen <img src=\'http://www.killanet.net/forum3/public/s ... >/blum.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />
you will use your ears to hear sounds <img src=\'http://www.killanet.net/forum3/public/s ... >/blum.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />

mobil1_oils · Post by **mobil1_oils** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:34 am

[b][i][color=\"gray\"][font=\"tahoma\"]I see travel is on the cards today... when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus.

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Josh · Post by **Josh** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:23 pm

You will meet a frog named Henry.
Your broom will attack you today leaving no trace of what happend.
A Stampede of cows will run over your car, go put it in the garage!
Your cat will bark like a dog.
Your dog will meow like a cat.
When you look at your computer it will scare you from the reflection that you see.
Your coat will grab ahold of you and never let go when you put it on
A human will approach you today

Rift · Post by **Rift** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 11:31 pm

Just remember that it isnt a real fortun cookie type message unless you can end it with "in bed".

*tries to think of some messages*