Top 10 signs you have a hangover.

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mobil1_oils
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Top 10 signs you have a hangover.

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1 You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.
2 Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "stay still."
3 Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
4 You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
5 You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
6 You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
7 The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
8 All day long your motto is, "Never again."
9 You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
10 Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"



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Top 10 signs you have a hangover.

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[quote]1 You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.[/quote] i remember that one lol
Where's that ebil p3nguin...
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