Three men were sitting together bragging about how they
had given duties to their new wives.
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that
he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house
cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it
took a couple days but on the third day he cam e home to a clean
house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
Jimmie had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that
he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't
see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day,
his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge
dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he
told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes
washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table
for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the
second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of
the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher,
and call a landscaper.
God bless Canadian women!
