Postal - The Movie

Post by **Tami** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 4:07 pm

Release Date for POSTAL Movie: May 23, 2008

Uwe Boll to Go Head-to-Head Against Indiana Jones

Tucson, AZ: After a year of touring the world via film festivals and preview screenings, the film version of Running With Scissors’cult video game franchise [url=\"http://www.gopostal.com\"]POSTAL[/url] now has a firm release date. Moreover, Postal: The Movie will make its big screen bow on May 23rd, in direct competition with the first weekend in release for the latest Lucas/Spielberg Indiana Jones flick.

“We will go out and destroy Indiana Jones at the box office!” thundered a confident Uwe “Raging” Boll of the first film to win him positive reviews, even from the video game community. Boll attributed the delay of the film’s rollout to litigation involving the New York Post and his film’s outrageous opening scene spoofing 9/11. “But now the field is clear,” Boll vowed.

The film stars Zack Ward as "The Postal Dude", along with Kids In the Hall star Dave Foley; Austin Powers Mini Me - Verne Troyer; Seinfeld’s Soup Nazi Larry Thomas and classic character actor J.K. Simmons.

“Frankly,” Running With Scissors’ CEO Vince Desi (who plays himself and the lovable Postal character Krotchy) admitted, “ we’re ecstatic that a release date has been set, and to have Universal behind it is all the sweeter. We’ve been working overtime developing POSTAL III for PC and console and our fans have been waiting to see this movie for a long time now.”

For more information on the upcoming POSTAL Movie, Postal games and gear, as well as updates on the development of POSTAL III visit our new expanded site www.gopostal.com and be sure to visit PostalNation.net for in-depth coverage of the RWS scene.

...side note: I know the screenwriters who worked on this project, so over time I heard a fair bit about production. It should be an interesting movie, to say the least.

Post by **Jim** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:33 pm

mmm, I will have to set a reminder to go and see this in May. Wonder if a sticky note will stay on my monitor that long <img src=\'http://www.killanet.net/forum3/public/s ... >/blum.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />

Post by **Tami** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:18 am

Use felt pen on the monitor edge, it lasts longer <img src=\'http://www.killanet.net/forum3/public/s ... >/blum.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />

Post by **Jim** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:08 am

my monitor is black <img src=\'http://www.killanet.net/forum3/public/s ... #>/cry.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':(\' />

Post by **NightStorm** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:52 pm

Use gold leaf felt pen... it will show up on the black, and make it look like the note is *real* important.

On a side-note, if the people that you know who worked on the screenplay for this are the same people that I know, we'll have to see it for the only reason of finding out if they are as crazy on paper as they are on Friday nights...

Post by **Jim** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:53 am

I'm sure if they know the both of you they're probably pretty crazy all around <img src=\'http://www.killanet.net/forum3/public/s ... /smile.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':)\' />

Post by **Tami** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:25 am

and what is THAT supposed to mean...hmmmmm????? <img src=\'http://www.killanet.net/forum3/public/s ... #>/dry.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'<_<\' />

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:57 am

well exactly what it says =P

Post by **Tami** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 4:35 am

Oh you're a fine one to talk, aren't you? <img src=\'http://www.killanet.net/forum3/public/s ... >/blum.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />

Post by **Tami** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:45 pm

"POSTAL" Movie Campaign Delivers Raves in NY, Chicago"

Tucson, AZ: SRO advance screenings of Uwe Boll’s “Postal” at New York’s Tribeca Film Center on April 1 and April 3 in Chicago have created genuine buzz regarding the film’s May 23rd rollout. The popular site Times Square Gossip, in a story entitled “Osama Bin Laden Goes time last night with Village People icon Randy Jones at the screening of ‘Postal’, the new movie based on the hit video game. This is a must see movie if you want to have some old time laughs. Scenes with Osama Bin Laden are so funny you are going to drop your popcorn…”

Times Square Gossip went on to attest: “’Postal’ will take you back to all the laughs you had as a teen. I haven't seen a movie this funny since then, with the audience yelling and falling on the floor laughing.”

Michael J. Hein, Director of The New York City City Horror Film Festival, declares: “’Postal’ is the funniest film of the year…hands down!”

After the New York event, Uwe and Vince Desi, RWS’s ringleader; took part in a no-holds-barred Q&A session with the audience. Packed houses in both New York and Chicago enjoyed the latest cut of the film. “The most recent edits have really sharpened the film,” reports Big Apple-native Desi, who took a break from developing POSTAL III at Running With Scissors’ Tucson headquarters.

Meanwhile, POSTAL fan Tara “Evilstara” Jarvis attended the Chicago sneak preview and wrote: “[My husband and] I laughed so hard I almost wet my pants and he had tears in his eyes. It was awesome!”

Special Note: This Press Release includes the third installment in our series of “Postal” movie-style one-sheets. Collect ‘em all!
For more information on the upcoming POSTAL Movie, Postal games and gear, as well as updates on the development of POSTAL III visit our new expanded site www.gopostal.com and be sure to visit PostalNation.net for in-depth coverage of the RWS scene.