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mobil1_oils
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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more
than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to
give over 100%..
How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you
answer these questions:
What makes up 100% in life?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
and
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
However, look how far ass kissing will take you:
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
Therefore:
One can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and,
Attitude will get you there, /censored.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'(cens)\' /> and Ass kissing will put
you over the top!!!
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Love is all a matter of timing.

It's no good meeting the right person too soon or too late.

If I'd live in another time or place...

...my story might have had a very different ending.
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lol, I've seen that before.. my mum printed it out and stuck it up in my room once, lol
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