Funny Quotes

exile · Post by **exile** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 4:17 pm

I just thought it would be fun if people were to post some funny quotes they may come across..
This is one I just saw.....

[quote]"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside"[/quote]

Post by **Jim** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 8:00 pm

/shocking.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'(ack)\' /> That sounds like my computer

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Post by **Scott** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:50 pm

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/whistle.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'(whistle)\' /> [quote]This may sound egotistical but it bothers me because when it gets down to brass tacks (an expression meaning to get down to the bottom line) I lead the board since its my site and it\'s the managements forum.[/quote] Not mentioning any names or anything...[/color]

Daemon · Post by **Daemon** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 8:04 am

[quote]Dont debate with an idiot. He will bring you down to his own level and beat you with experience[/quote]

Vercz · Post by **Vercz** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 8:15 am

[quote name=\'Wired\' date=\' Sep 04\']“Firefox: wired. IE: expired.”[/quote]

[color=\"green\"]damn straight

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Post by **Tami** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 4:59 pm

\"write like you mean it, but don\'t quit your day job.\"

Seen on the bottom of this new literary magazine\'s website:

[url=\"http://www.freshboiledpeanuts.com/\"]Fresh Boiled Peanuts[/url]

Post by **Tami** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:19 am

I heard this on the radio today, but don\'t know who the comedian was.

With hurricane season at its height, several residents were evacuating. One man wasn\'t packing up, and his concerned neighbours asked him why. He answered that he was strong, he worked out at the gym, he could withstand the hurricane\'s winds. He obviously missed that it\'s not HOW the wind is blowing, it\'s WHAT the wind is blowing. Get in the way of a Volvo travelling on hurricane winds, and it doesn\'t matter how many miles you can do on the treadmill or how much weight you can push, the Volvo\'s going to take you down, dude.

Post by **Tami** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 7:59 am

As seen on this forum............

MicroSnotBot: Posting in forum: Computer Assistance

oh gawds everybody run!!!!!

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Post by **Jim** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 4:15 pm

[color=\"purple\"]*sends it to the microsoft forums to post...they could use it[/color]

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Post by **Tami** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 4:46 pm

Progress isn\'t made by early risers. It\'s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.

- Robert Heinlein

Post by **Tami** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:12 pm

This is a for real call that came in to our office from a roadside assistance car club....a very good argument about having localized dispatch...or someone who knows what they\'re doing.

Car Club: We have a client who has locked his keys in his car.
Jackie: Okay, give me the details
Car Club: The vehicle is located at Forsyth and Hogan in a mall parking lot.
Jackie: I don\'t know where those streets are, can you give me more information?
Car Club: Where are you located?
Jackie: Aldergrove, BC
Car Club: Where\'s BC?
Jackie: In Canada?
Car Club: Well this is in Jacksonville, Florida how long would it take your driver to get there?
Jackie: about 8 days

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Post by **Jim** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:14 pm

weirdo

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Sp3culuM · Post by **Sp3culuM** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:14 pm

Skidz`Crew · Post by **Skidz`Crew** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 1:35 am

he who has yet to have the last laugh has not had the last laugh.