The Mommy Test

[Tami]

[color=\"#41121C\"]A woman was out walking with her 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. The woman asked her to not do that.

"Why?" The little girl asked.

"Because its been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs," the woman said.

At this point the little girl looked at her mother with total admiration and asked,

"Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"

The woman thought quickly, everyone knows this stuff she told her daughter that

"It's on the mommy test. You have to know it or they won't let you be a mommy."

"Ohhhh," was the daughter's only reply.

The pair walked along in silence for a few minutes, but the little girl was obviously pondering what her mother had said.

"I get it," she beamed. "If you flunk, you have to be a daddy!"

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