Lets Make Greg A Personal Cell (BURNAGE)

Michael · Post by **Michael** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:20 am

i kno a cell 2 make greg i will make him one with pink walls,One bed ( pink ), A broken toilet and a BIG FAT SMELLY GAY GUY and is very very mean if u dont do what he says he'll make u do it

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What Would U Make His Cell Like?

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:41 am

I hope they make it so gross and disgusting he suffers every day hoping he didn\'t mess with the WRONG site

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RuffRyders · Post by **RuffRyders** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 8:42 am

If he was to go to jail, which I doub't. Perhaps we should give him a visit. And show him some food television advertisements, then hold a burger out in front of him and just as he goes to grab it pull it away.

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Vercz · Post by **Vercz** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 10:00 am

[color=\"green\"]*hehe..does ickle gweggy want a buuurger...YOINK! hah!!

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Michael · Post by **Michael** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:47 am

*takes burger from Vercz`* mine *munchy mucnh munch munch munch mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 100% beeeeeeeef

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Post by **NightStorm** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 4:47 pm

Well, lets run a breakdown.
He attacked several commercial websites, bringing monetary losses into the tens of thousands...
He launched a HTTP attack on the FBI webservers...
He maintained a botnet count into the thousands, thereby illegally entering and tampering with the computers of every person that the botnet was running on (estimated damages from this can actually run into the hundreds of thousands)
He tampered with and damaged 4 computers belonging to the United States Department Of Defense, and used those 4 computers to launch attacks on Commercial sites

They\'ll probably drop any drug charges that may pop up, since it\'s nothing compared to what he\'s got happening now.
A group of people were recently apprehended for threatening commercial sites that if they did not pay money, their sites would be attacked. Greg recently did just this thing, and was kind enough to provide the company name that he tried to extort money from... this makes it very easy for the FBI to confirm and further investigate.

So yes, I do believe that Greg will be spending some time on the other side of the metal bars, and he will have 0 contact with any computers during that time... and likely, as part of any parole he receives after, will not be allowed to have contact with a PC afterwards (if you want an example, look up Kevin Mitnik on google sometime).

There are actually prisons in Texas and Arizona where the standard \"uniform\" is hot pink... they also tend to sleep in tents, and work in chain gangs cleaning government land and highways in those same hot pink uniforms. Personally though, I think he\'s going to be spending some time in a small cell with 1 roommate... who will like him very much, seeing as how he\'s just some little wanna-be punk. He\'ll find out just how tough he really is when it comes time for his first all-male group shower.
Those jelly-bean picking soft hands will seem pretty feminine when the other inmates catch a glimpse....

Post by **Jim** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 5:17 pm

I don\'t think he will ever own a computer again...that would suck alot by itself.

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Post by **Tibs** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 5:28 pm

Hmm reading al this he was quite stupid to attack those sites and servers <_<

* Blows up his cell, leaving him in the frigging cold *

Michael · Post by **Michael** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:54 am

/lazy.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'-_-\' /> eh lets jus say we killed greg and say we didnt:D

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 4:19 pm

I really want to pay him a visit

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Michael · Post by **Michael** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 6:31 pm

and sissy fight him? LMAO

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:06 pm

Naw, he\'d be behind bars.. unless you\'re really talented, micheal, and you can squeeze between the bars

/blink.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':blink:\' /> I was thinking more of throw wet toilet paper at him

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Vercz · Post by **Vercz** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 10:28 pm

:pee-shoot:

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 11:08 pm

AHAHAHAH!!!

RuffRyders · Post by **RuffRyders** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:29 pm

If you were to have told him earlier that the FBI were onto him before he would have laughed in disbelief, seeing the FBI show up on his doorstep would have scared the living sh** through him in itself.